This is the fifth place to find me on the internet. Please don't tell me I need a sixth.
Yesterday a woman was standing next to me and she pulled out some body oil from her bag and put some on her wrists and neck and rubbed some into her hands and ran them over her clothes a little bit. It smelled really nice and I asked her what scent it was, and she started giggling and she turned the bottle toward me so I could see it. And it was a fragrance called “BUTT NAKED.” And we both just started cackling on the subway. The end.