Also I like dogs and fighting crime.
This is the fifth place to find me on the internet. Please don't tell me I need a sixth.
We found the owner of the pom the cops brought us and they are reunited again. Party time! #barcshelter
This thing where I agreed I watch all of The Simple Life’s first season for an article and I hate myself and I’m going to spend my last night with...
Pat’s staying with me for the night, after a triumphant weekend debuting "Compliance," a film in which he perfectly, magnificently, brilliantly plays a total creep.
We’ve known each other since freshman year of high school in Buffalo Grove, IL. He was the best actor in school. Everyone said he was going to make it big.
We do not hate it when our friends become successful.