This is the fifth place to find me on the internet. Please don't tell me I need a sixth.
In my elevator the bitchy Swedish lady was bragging, “I’m Swedish and WE know how to dress for the cold.” Congratulations Swedish lady, you’re from a cold country. You think we don’t know how to buy puffy coats here? You think we don’t know how to order a freaking matching hat, scarf and glove set online? We OWN Etsy. Do you think we don’t understand the importance of lined boots? You’re in New York City now, Swedish lady, you are in New York City now, and we know how to shop for EVERYTHING.