Also I like dogs and fighting crime.
This is the fifth place to find me on the internet. Please don't tell me I need a sixth.
IMPORTANT PSA ABOUT GLUTEN-FREE PASTA
Quinoa pasta is bullshit. Corn/rice pasta is less bullshit, but it’s still bullshit. If you...
Since Friday evening I’ve gotten five emails from people requesting my autograph. They all give their addresses. The first one came from someone in...
I was given this form to fill out for Sandy. Exhilarating and deeply frightening at the same time. Essentially this form is meaningless, anything...
Skyline significant because it’s the view from my first night time bike ride. #100healthydays
In case of apocalypse, break glass. (With axe.)
It is hard not to think about zombies at times like these. But I find zombies kind of comforting, so that’s cool.